Margaritas and Mayhem Rectangle Sticker

The "Margaritas & Mayhem" Mascot Sticker

Introducing the unofficial ambassador of "It's Five O'Clock Somewhere!"

Are your belongings looking a little too sensible? This die-cut sticker is the chaotic antidote your hydro flask, laptop, or cooler has been begging for. Featuring a cheerful, mustachioed bottle of tequila—affectionately named "The Spirit"—who clearly isn't here to discuss your 401k. He’s dressed to impress in a jaunty sombrero and a fresh pair of sneakers, because he’s always ready to hit the pavement for some questionable adventures.

He's flanking an endless supply of cheerful, face-having lime wedges, just in case you forget what time it is. The message is loud, clear, and absolutely non-negotiable: Margaritas & Mayhem.

Perfect for:

• The Designated Bad Influence: This is your spirit animal. Literally.

• Post-Zoom Call Therapy: Apply directly to the object of your choosing after a particularly painful meeting.

• The Friend Who "Only Drinks One": We all know that's a lie. This sticker is their true identity.

Warning: Applying this sticker may result in spontaneous mariachi bands and a sudden, inexplicable tolerance for tequila shots. Use responsibly (or don't, we're not your dad).