Tequila! Sticker

$4.50

Meet "Tequila Terry," the Mascot of Unplanned Tuesdays

Is your life too organized? Is your water bottle looking too hydrated and non-threatening? Enter Tequila Terry, the walking, talking (probably in slurred riddles) embodied promise of a very complicated morning. He’s not just a sticker; he’s a lifestyle choice. Specifically, the lifestyle choice that involves calling an Uber at 3 PM and waking up with a newfound respect for breakfast tacos.

Why Terry is Your New Best Friend (For Approx. 4 Hours):

A "Totally Legitimate" Sombrero: Look, if a bottle of distilled agave won’t wear a festive hat, who will? It signifies he's here for a good time, not a long time.
The Mustachio of Mystery: What is it hiding? Is it a confident smirk? A grimace of regret? The world may never know, but it sure looks authoritative.
Those. Kicks. Though: Terry doesn’t just arrive at the party; he jogs to it. Those sneakers are optimized for hasty exits and questionable dance moves on elevated surfaces.

Meta-Design Genius: He’s wearing a sticker of himself (with maracas!) on his own chest. This is next-level brand loyalty.Perfect For:

Covering up the "Check Engine" light you’ve been ignoring.
The laptop of that one friend who still thinks "Tequila Tuesday" is a personality trait.
Adhering to a water bottle to ironically signal that you are, in fact, not hydrated.