The "Rise and Regret" 15oz Vessel

Why this mug is your new spirit animal: The Visuals: Features a zombie clawing its way out of the dirt. It represents your soul every time your alarm goes off at 6:00 AM. He’s tired, he’s cranky, and he’s definitely not interested in "touching base" about the Q3 projections. The "Toxic" Interior: A deep forest green interior—the exact shade of envy your coworkers will feel when they realize you’ve stopped pretending to care. It’s also great for hiding the fact that you haven’t washed this mug since the last apocalypse. The Vibe: It tells the world, "I’ve been through the dirt, and I’ve come back specifically to be a problem for everyone here." Stats for the Socially Deceased: Capacity: 15oz. Because you need a significant amount of stimulant to simulate "human life." Colorway: Bone-white exterior / "Freshly Buried" dark green interior. Durability: Microwave and dishwasher safe. Because let’s face it, if you’re buying this, you’ve already given up on hand-washing things. Pro Tip: Keep this on your desk to ensure people think twice before approaching you. If you look like you just climbed out of a grave, they’ll usually leave you alone. It’s called "boundary setting." Humble Bumble Design: We put the 'fun' in 'fundamental breakdown.' This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!