Margarita and Mayhem Crop Baby Tee
Margaritas & Mayhem: The "Social Battery" Raglan Crop 🍹⚡
Finally, a shirt that matches your internal monologue. This isn't for the "let's grab a sensible brunch" crowd. This is for the "I just ordered a third round and I don't even know where my phone is" demographic.
Why it’s your new favorite red flag:
The Design: A dapper tequila bottle in sneakers on the back, and a skeleton living his best life on the front. It’s the visual representation of "I’m here for a good time, not a responsible time."
The Cut: A vintage-style raglan crop. Perfect for showing off the fact that you definitely didn't go to the gym today, but you did manage to find the best taco truck in the city.
The Sarcasm: Bold typography that screams "Margaritas & Mayhem" because "Sensible Choices & Early Bedtimes" didn't fit the aesthetic.
The "Humble Bumble" Vibe: It’s sarcastic, it’s a little dark, and it’s 100% more interesting than whatever your "normal" friends are wearing.
Ideal for:
Rooftop bars with overpriced drinks and questionable safety railings.
Answering "What are your weekend plans?" with a blank stare.
Making sure the bartender knows exactly what they're getting into before you even open your mouth.
Soft, sporty, and easy to style—this baby tee updates a classic baseball-inspired design. With its fitted cut, mid-length body, and soft ribbed texture, it pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or joggers for a casual, flattering look. • 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester • Athletic Heather colors are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.4 oz/yd² (183 g/m²) • Micro rib fabric for a soft, stretchy feel • Fitted silhouette • Sleeves with contrast coloring • Pre-shrunk fabric for lasting fit • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua